Today's post is so darn random...
*Thinks about past posts. Hmm...*
Okay, my posts are ALL random, but this one is extra random.

MY AWESOME TROUBLESOME SKIN TONE

Kay, so I was shopping, and I found this blouse that I actually liked. THE DESIGN WAS SO NICE, AND I WAS GONNA BUY IT, BUT NO, MY SKIN TONE DIDN'T SUIT THE COLOUR. ):
This happens all the time, and I'm pissed.  Not that I hate my skin tone. I think its awesome. It gives me a more.. exotic.. look, I think. looooool. But the problem is, I have trouble finding clothes. I can only wear white, black, grey, blah blah ( all the other dull colours ) and it makes me look so sad and old. not that I wanna go around looking overly happy.. but sometimes, I get sick of these colours. white, black, grey, black, white, black, grey, white. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO, CORRECTION. I LOVE WHITE. just black & grays.


Sad. ):

Found this on a random website. Loooooooool.

Let's face it
English is a stupid language.
There is no egg in the eggplant
No ham in the hamburger
And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.
English muffins were not invented in England
French fries were not invented in France.
We sometimes take English for granted
But if we examine its paradoxes we find that
Quicksand takes you down slowly
Boxing rings are square
And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
If writers write, how come fingers don't fing.
If the plural of tooth is teeth
Shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth
If the teacher taught,
Why didn't the preacher praught.
If a vegetarian eats vegetables
What the heck does a humanitarian eat!?
Why do people recite at a play
Yet play at a recital?
Park on driveways and
Drive on parkways
You have to marvel at the unique lunacy
Of a language where a house can burn up as
It burns down
And in which you fill in a form
By filling it out
And a bell is only heard once it goes!
English was invented by people, not computers
And it reflects the creativity of the human race
(Which of course isn't a race at all)
That is why
When the stars are out they are visible
But when the lights are out they are invisible
And why it is that when I wind up my watch
It starts
But when I wind up this observation,
It ends.



Interesting.

40 Interesting, Useless and Retarded Facts that you can apply to your life. (not.)


1. California has issued at least 6 drivers licenses to people named Jesus Christ.

2. Kangaroos can not walk backwards.

3. 'Jedi' is an official religion, with over 70,000 followers, in Australia.

4. According to a recent survey, more than half of British adults have had sex in a public place!

5. Most alcoholic beverages contain all 13 minerals necessary to sustain human life.

6. Nachos is the food most craved by pregnant women.

7. Each year, 24,000 Americans are bitten by rats!

8. Most dreams last only 5 to 20 minutes.

9. The hair of an adult man or woman can stretch 25 percent of its length without breaking.

10. On average, the life span of an American dollar bill is eighteen months.

11. Non-dairy creamer is flammable.

12. The first domain name ever registered was Symbolics.com.

13. Americans collectively eat one hundred pounds of chocolate every second.

14. U.S. President Calvin Coolidge liked to eat breakfast while having his head rubbed with Vaseline.

15. When a giraffe's baby is born it falls from a height of six feet, normally without being hurt.

16. Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

17. The creator of the NIKE Swoosh symbol was paid only $35 for the design.

18. How does a shark find fish? It can hear their hearts beating.

19. Penguins can convert salt water into fresh water.

20. In ten minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all the world's nuclear weapons combined!

21. The IRS employees tax manual has instructions for collecting taxes after a nuclear war.

22. During WWII, because a lot of players were called to duty, the Pittsburgh Steelers and Philadelphia Eagles combined to become The Steagles.

23. Nearly 22,000 checks will be deducted from the wrong account over the next hour.
24. More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.

25. There are more fatal car accidents in July than any other month.

26. There are more bacteria in your mouth than there are people in the world.

27. More than 2 million documents will be lost by the IRS this year.

28. Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.

29. Washington, D.C. has one lawyer for every 19 residents!

30. Avocados have more protein than any other fruit.

31. The average car produces a pound of pollution every 25 miles!

32. Cranberries are sorted for ripeness by bouncing them; a fully ripened cranberry can be dribbled like a basketball.

33. In 1980, a Las Vegas hospital suspended workers for betting on when patients would die!

34. The most powerful electric eel is found in the rivers of Brazil, Columbia, Venezuela, and Peru, and produces a shock of 400-650 volts.

35. If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

36. Antarctica is the only land on our planet that is not owned by any country.

37. In India, people are legally allowed to marry a dog!

38. You are more likely to get attacked by a cow than a shark.

39. Half of all identity thieves are either relatives, friends, or neighbors of their victims.

40. One in three male motorists picks their nose while driving.


Wonderful.

ON HIATUS.

You disgust me, really.
You may not like my attitude, but what's it to you anyway?
You're obviously going around badmouthing me, and trying to get everyone to be on your side or whatsoever, so that everyone thinks i'm at fault and you'll always be that nice person who's nice.
I'm so angry now, whatever I say doesn't even make any sense. But whatever.
Why don't you just try to be yourself, huh? You disgusting piece of crap.
Stop being so fake infront of me. If you don't like me, just say so.
Cause its weird to have to act like a nice person to a person who's going around telling tales about you and yet acts like an angel infront of you. -.-

SCREW YOU.

I hope you're reading this, you little piece of crap   _|_

I really don't know what to post about. I have a boring life with nothing to brag about, and so, I'm gonna answer questions that people I know frequently ask. Yes, they actually know me, which makes them seem dumber. Why? Read on and you'll find out. (What motivated me to make this post? Well, someone just asked me a damn bloody stupid question today, that's why.)
Mixed-bloods, sometimes confuse the people around them. That I know, but there's a limit to how 'confused' you can be you know. Everyone is born with common sense. So here it goes..

1. Friend -Sarah! Aren't you Malay??
    Me- Er, no? I'm chinese-indian mixed.
    Friend-Yea, chinese and indian mixed, and that makes you malay! ^^
    Me: Hmmm ...

SERIOUSLY, SCREW YOUR BLOODY BRAINS, OH WAIT, MAYBE YOU DON'T HAVE BRAINS.

2. Me- I haven't been to india before.
   Friend- Really? you should visit that country every month or something you know...
   Me- why?
   Friend- cause its your hometown.
   Me- ok..

WHY DON'T YOU VISIT CHINA EVERY MONTH THEN?! _|_


3. Friend-OMG WHY THE HELL ARE YOU EATING PORK.
    Me- Why can't I eat pork?
    Friend-cause you ain't chinese!!!
    Me- The abstinence from pork is a religious belief practised by muslims, and muslims only.
    Friend- really meh?! omg i didn't know leh!
    Me- duh. you're obviously goddamn stupid.

4. Friend-hey sarah, do you have the indian accent?
    Me- why should i have the indian accent?
    Friend- cause your dad is indian.
    Me- so what you're trying to tell me is, just cause my dad is indian, i have to speak with the indian accent?
    Friend- yea...

AGAIN, SCREW THOSE BRAINS OF YOURS.



I hope you people stop asking me stupid questions like these anymore. really. its a pain to have to answer them all the time.

:)

Hi to you, and thanks for reading this horribly boring post of mine. I don't even know why you bother to, cause its a waste of your life. Anyway, I applied for two courses through the DPA. (Direct Poly Admission) today, so I'm hoping that one of them will accept me. I really need this, cause i can forsee myself in ITE if I don't apply for this. Of course I didn't write everything on my own, I mean, its not that I can't speak/write english, but isn't it better to let people who have a better command of the language help you?! :D
So, special thanks to DYLAN TAN & JESSE LAI.- the two people who helped me come up with incredible things to say for the 'why do you want this course blah.. blah.. blah' part. But, then again, I don't know if having good english only can help me clinch the DPA spot, I mean, I'm not applying for some language course you know?! But putting that aside, I'm stilll very thankful to know these two guys, what would I do without them!?!?! LOL
Oh and anyway, the chinese oral exam today sucked. The examiners probably thought 'wtf is this malay girl doing here -.-' I think that's the first impression I give to most chinese teachers. haha!
I shall end here, will update soon! ^^

I'll find another you.

I'm happy with the way things are now :)

Just know that, I'm here for you. ♥

Screw blogger, its fucking pissing me off.
Fuck my life, for the moment. Nothing's going right for me.
Just when I thought I was a little prepared for the O levels, a bloody test had to prove me wrong today.
Relationships with the people who mean the most to me are fucking pissing me off too.
Why can't they understand that what they're doing now is seriously stressing me out?
Bloody dumbfucks. (I know this sounds contradicting cause I just said they mean alot to me, but whatever)
Exams, academic wise and music wise are around the corner and I still don't get a fuck about what I'm learning up to this point.
God, if you really care for all the people on this planet or if you really exist, maybe you should appear like NOW and take away my problems.




I love you.

I thought I could run away, but it's obviously clear that I can't. 

You seem to never disappear from my life no matter how much I try to make it happen,

And I hate you for that.

You're the reason why I'm upset or happy.

My emotions depend on you...